#4 Facebook Rehab

I desperately need Facebook Rehab. Not like anyone or anywhere is able to provide me any, since the whole world (at least those living in this lil’ crazy one revolving around FB) is addicted to it. I have deactivated my account more than twice and came back again, those deactivation things are hopelessly useless and I think the creators of FB KNOW exactly that. But it’s not the ridiculous applications that I am missing, just the feeling of being connected to the world, of having my FB profile floating in the vast universe of the Internet just makes me feel better perhaps. Time to contemplate a complete FB Suicide — “Delete Account”? Maybe…but I know it won’t be long before I start scrambling to type up my profile and pimp it up with stupid applications that I probably will never give a second glance at.